Caveman Sam

I think everyone knows by know that Bacon will make anything taste great. From brussels sprouts to caviar to dirt, bacon will give whatever it is you’re consuming that wonderfully unique, bacony flavor we all crave consciously or subconsciously. I believe we are all in a state of craving bacon many of us just don’t know it. So to make even the information you consume taste MUCH better I’m going to share with you one of my most closely guarded secrets… Bacolicio.us

Go ahead apply this marvelous invention to even the most horrific of articles, pictures and movies and yes, my good friend the bacon pulls through every time. You know that horrid picture of you that some lame facebook friend tagged you in? You bet you can look better with a perfectly cooked piece of bacon draped across your face. Go ahead. try it.

Examples:

These guys are now supermodels

This looks like a gourmet meal and

this man is a as graceful as a ballerina :)

Also, check out this article extoling the virtues of bacon.

Cheers,

Cavebrother